Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Society.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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