Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

this is a joke

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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