Derpy Hooves is retarded.

what happens during a climax apples

Watch your lips.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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