Wade's the father

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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