- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Matt Damon

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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