- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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