What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Heartlight

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Penis

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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AVB

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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save water shower with friends

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Anti Joke

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