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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why did he die? He was sick.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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