- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

I'm banging your sister.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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