Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Joey mayer's face

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Unnnnnnnn

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Chrissy is funny.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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