- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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