- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

want a balloon? yeah

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