- Anti Joke

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

MICHAEL

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.