Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Anti-joke.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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