What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

vbh

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

bum sex lol

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Proof reading

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What is 8 times 4? 32

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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