cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops