What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Penis penis poop butt

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