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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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