What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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gay marriage.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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this girl died

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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A snake walks into a bar

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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