How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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