What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Stop being a centipede

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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