- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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