Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

a person smokes weed... and gets high

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Penis penis poop butt

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

So. The gays. ...

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

knock knock

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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