Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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