- Anti Joke

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.