what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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poop

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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