- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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