Drunk irish man

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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