- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

You

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

T-Dog scare me

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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