What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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