What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Not Steve Jobs

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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