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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

An asian without a future.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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