Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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