- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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