- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Women.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Not Steve Jobs

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Women's rights

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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