Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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19th amendment

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69

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Anti Joke

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