What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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