Emily Brunelle is skinny

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

hi corey

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Yo daddy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

IU football

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

a ginger has a soul

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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