guess what? chicken butt.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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