A Frenchman stays and fights

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Penis

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Ham sandwich

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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