A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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womens rights

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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