- Anti Joke

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

for keeps?

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family