whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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connor sucks

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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hi

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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