What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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THE GAME

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Ouch.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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mc hammers income.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Stop being a centipede

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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