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kevin kim

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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