Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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obama's promises

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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womens rights

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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