What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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asian, do math

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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