You.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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