Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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