- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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