- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what do you watch ? a tv

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Jews

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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