- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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