Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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