Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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