Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

pineapples

Republicans

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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