- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

I'm gay. No homo.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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