CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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poo is yummy

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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