Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Soccer...

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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