What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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The Pope

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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mark is mark

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Soccer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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