Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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