Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

womens rights

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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