What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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You have cancer

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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YOLO.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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