what do you watch ? a tv

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Dick spice

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

my mom raped yerr foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Johnson stops eating

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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