- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Which one is hardest?

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Women.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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