3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's the difference between a duck?

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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