Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Reed is poopin

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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The Pope

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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