A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Stop being a centipede

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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general tso's broccoli

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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