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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Your mother is a man.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How old are you? 20

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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