Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Romney 2012

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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