- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Jason Connor.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did he die? He was sick.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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