- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

I am on a escalator.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

where are you?

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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