Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Are you a human?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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