What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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