why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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If you are my friend like it!

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

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