How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Hashtag

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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ugh good riddance

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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