What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

19th amendment

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

THE GAME

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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