- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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