Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Women Driving.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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