- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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