A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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An asian without a future.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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