- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

hi. thats what she said.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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