i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A black guy with his family.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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