- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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