Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Reed is poopin

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