Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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miley cyrus

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Penis

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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drake

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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