- Anti Joke

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

IU football

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

a man walks into a prostitute.