What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Womens rights

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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I've got a dig bick

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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