What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

My phone rang. So I answered it.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

thumb_up thumb_down +34

bob saget

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Cows go moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

thumb_up thumb_down +30

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops