Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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