Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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where are you?

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Penis

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An atheist walks into a church

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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