How much did the Holla Cost?

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Jews

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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