- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.