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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

^that joke a piece of shit

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

I never asked for this.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Joe Biden

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Cancer.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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