- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Johan showering. . . AWK

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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