A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Dani barton= lovely

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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for keeps?

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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