What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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