- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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