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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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