What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

your mom is so blind she cant read.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What is the difference between a duck?

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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