Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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19th amendment

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Male penises.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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