- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

I never asked for this.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Joe Biden

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Reed is poopin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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