- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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