What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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