Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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