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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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