Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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ginger

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Hey, Max!!

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What comes after 23? 24.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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