What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

who farted your mother

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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