What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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KKK

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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hi

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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