Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Stephen Walking.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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pineapples

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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fart+fart=poop

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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knock knock who's there aids

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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