- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock knock. Come in.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

You smell like shit

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

women outside of the kitchen

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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