- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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