- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

I'm banging your sister.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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