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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Women's sports.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Romney 2012

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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