- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Knock knock. Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

thumbs up!

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Spell: “This word”

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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