What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Sonic

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mark is mark

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Anti Joke

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