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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Proof reading

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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