What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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read this

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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I enjoy anal.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

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