- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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