whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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i cant think of one.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Anti Joke

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