What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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