- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A seal walks into a club.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did he die? He was sick.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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