Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

YOLO.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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