Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Reed is poopin

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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ginger

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she wasn't 18

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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man boobs

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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this is gay

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1 Jew XD

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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