Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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