Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Hello Braydon

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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hi. thats what she said.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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How are you? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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