What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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