- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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