Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Welcome To Facebook

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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