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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

How many cows say moo? All of them

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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