Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

The Braves win the N.L. east

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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