- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Dani barton= lovely

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Civil Rights.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did I do last night?work

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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