Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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19th amendment

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Dylan is a person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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