- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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