Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's up brah brah

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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