So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

I would rape her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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