- Anti Joke

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's worse than cancer? Death.