- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Penal Dysfunction

What is long and black The unemployment line

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

women outside of the kitchen

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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