What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

1 + 1 = 3

whats 2+2? 4

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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