What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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My pet rock died.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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