- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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