What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Canada AYY

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Anti Joke

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