An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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