- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

live or die you decide to late time to die

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Do you know what they say? Words

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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