A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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