- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Cold camel scrotum.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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