- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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