Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Dislike this

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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