What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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