Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Women's rights

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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