Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Comedy.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Jason Connor.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Bloody kids ...

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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