- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

That's not what she said.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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