- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Matty B

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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