- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Bloody kids ...

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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