A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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what time is it? 3:16

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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