doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Hi Shelby!!

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Penis penis poop butt

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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