- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

I never asked for this.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Women's rights.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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