What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Women's rights

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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