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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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