"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

This sentence is false.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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