Seth stock has a large penis

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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knock knock who's there police

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