Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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An asian without a future.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Trashcan!

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Welcome To Facebook

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Dick spice

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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