- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Ouch.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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