- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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