Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Girls

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Gay's rights

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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penis

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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