a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Weiner

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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You smell like shit

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Why? Because!

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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