- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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