Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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YES! EXACTLY!

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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