What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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1 Jew XD

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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