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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Girls Basketball.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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