- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Snausages.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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