- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

I'm gay. No homo.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

connor sucks

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

123 Main street

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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