Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Dogs

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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poo is yummy

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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