- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

since when?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Girls

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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