- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Girls

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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