- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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