Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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toast points

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The WNBA

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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