Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

the cast of the jersey shore

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Get in the Batmobile.

Twenty-Four

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Hearpin my durp

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

what do you watch ? a tv

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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