- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

I saw a poor man named rich

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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