It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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my namew is jd

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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