Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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