What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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I can Nazi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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where are you?

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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feces

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Darude- Sandstorm

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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