Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Not Steve Jobs

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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i love huge wieners.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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