- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

how do you confuse a blond?

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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