Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Darude- Sandstorm

So. The gays. ...

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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