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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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